ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

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April  22   ( 7844 )
  

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

  • their 
  • okay
  • but
  • though
  • say
  • no
  • and
  • left
  • around
  • me
April  22   ( 30112 )
  

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game. Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up:

  • you
  • also
  • what
  • when
  • why
  • how
  • look
  • because
  • never
April  22   ( 133101 )
  

glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

April  19   ( 91519 )
  

You like boys? Maybe I like girls.

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April  19   ( 4361 )
  
"I hope she’s a lesbian."

— Me (about every cute girl ever)
April  16   ( 31922 )
  

stoppity:

I want to bring something up to my followers right quick before I log off for the night.

These are some messages that showed up in a dear friend of mine’s inbox. They are in reference to a post about cisphobia specifically.

When you talk about cisphobia, and heterophobia, and claim it doesn’t exist and that majority members aren’t burdened with problems, I want you to remember this post.

These are messages sent specifically for her, to try and trigger her. Now, this particular friend of mine has survived more abuse and hardship than I care to recount, but needless to say, is one of the strongest people I know.

And over one single post, that wasn’t even on her blog to begin with, triggered this nonsense.

Take a good hard look at these. All of them degrade her for being cisgendered. Two of them claim she couldn’t possibly know anything about “struggling.” One is a rather graphic death threat. All over an immutable trait she cannot possibly have helped.

If the situation were reversed and her inbox were filled with “tranny scum fucktard” do you think I would even be having to post this? No. It would have blown up, nobody would have thought twice about it.

But you claim that this is “venting.” That being oppressed somehow grants you the right to be a special breed of hateful. That your struggle grants you the right to tell a self-harm recoverer that she ought to slit her throat, that her struggle is irrelevant.

This is what your movement has become. Take a good, hard look at your brand of “equality.” You should be ashamed of yourselves.

April  16   ( 10457 )
  

dickyfitness:

what episode of lazytown is this

April  15   ( 274697 )
  

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

April  15   ( 73133 )
  

ms-moretz:

SUMMER // a playlist by chloe herself (credit) (credit)

LSD (ft. chance the rapper) // probcause ✖ don’t wait (remix) // mapei, chance the rapper & the social experiment  the mother we share (remix) // CHVRCHES  i think i like you // siren  comatose (remix) // rkcb  our chance (ft. curt jones) // mazde  ride wit me (remix) // nelly  the ocean (remix) // saturday, monday  all i really need (ft. kenzie may) // vindata  paranoia ghosts & other sounds // safia 

listen

April  15   ( 173 )
  
Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
April  15   ( 607050 )
  

You are a drug dealer.

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HW