kingsleyyy:

if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.

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motdef:

internet fossil

maybe if we burn it it’ll give us energy 

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yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

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cognitivedissonance:

And there it is.

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stupidcal:

!!! THERES GONNA BE A PURGE IN THE BAY AREA!!!!! 11!1!!

  • AUGUST 25TH 12AM-6AM
  • AUGUST 30TH 12AM-6AM
  • APPARENTLY IN DEEP SAN FRAN, OAKLAND, PALO ALTO, AND VALLEJO
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3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

sexyboitommo:

3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h:

i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face

Writing with ur left hand is fine but having a URL like that is definitely not

i can’t even argue w that tbh

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the-craic-of-irwin:

How do you deal with anxiety attacks?

Hey, this is longer then the answer thing would let me type, but I have panic attacks and I just get away from people, go outside, breathe deep, close my eyes, and walk around. Sometimes running or doing jumping jacks with will make your breathing normal, but I personally just put my arms over my head and walk around. I also sometimes sit down on the ground and put my feet and hands on the ground and remind myself that I’m here and I’m okay, but that might stress you out more if you’re just thinking about everything that’s stressing you out. I sort of just go through the motions and afterward I drink water and do something that will calm me down like listen to music or watch youtube videos to get out of my head so I won’t have another one. I hope this helps! I honestly hope you don’t have one babe! 

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tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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Favorite Gossip Girl outfits - Blair Waldorf (part 1)

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Dale “Barbie" Barbara in "going home" 2.07

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breathtakingqueens:

"When I got back to school from learning how to braid hair in Kenya, I also decided it was going to be my side hustle. I was going to make some money braiding people’s hair. So I went through the great trouble of creating a poster but I just didn’t have the heart to charge anyone so my friends would make appointments with me and I would spend the weekend braiding their hair, and I just couldn’t charge them so I never made any money from it."Lupita Nyong’o for Vogue [x].

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ANOTHER PURGE THREAT IN JACKSONVILLE, FL. AUGUST 31ST

lyssaofrp:

this is what i’ve found online. i hope everyone is safe and this is all a sick joke. 

another news link

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